For the Mormons who were worried that I would burn my garments on You-Tube!

"One of these things is not like the others,

One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song? "

(One of These Things [Is Not Like The Others], words and music by Joe Raposo and Jon Stone)

Is this just wrong? ...

I was throwing out some more Mormon bits and pieces that I still have lying around when I came across my temple clothing. The green, leafy skirt/apron was just too pretty for me to throw away.

Then I thought -

"Well the kids won't know what it is and it would make a great dress-up item. Of course the veil could come in very handy too and while we're at it those soft, white slippers are fairly 'normal' looking... and that plain white sash is very non-threatening. Hmmm, I think I'll draw the line at the pleated robe though.......... however it could make a great Halloween costume!"

(End Note: There is no need to tell me how sacred these clothes are to you. I lost my respect for all things temple long ago.)